meghanmclovin:

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

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hotterdenwasabi:

bootyscientist2:

meatfighter:

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

Merry Christmas

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bien-cansada:

queeranarchism:

madrantings:

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

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